(via universityblows-deactivated2012)
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I need to stop being so sad all the time
I’m happy I don’t have a job
To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die
How many of you have a parrot that sings Paradise?
Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight
RT @funnyortruth: “Hey, can I borrow a pencil?” “Yeah, but it doesn’t have an eraser.” “Life doesn’t have an eraser.” “That was deep…”
I like pints, cars and kissing girls
My earwax, is black.
RT @funnyortruth: I’m not fat. I’m just easier to see.
I wish I wasn’t like this
I might be a bitch but you’ll never be more than a desperate slut that can’t move on
RT @iSpeakComedy: ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓Everyday I’m shuffling.